Never Again!

 

I spent the morning (and into the afternoon) in the local ER a couple days ago. It seems severe pain in the left side will cause one to find their way down there. When I say "severe" I am talking "Please Jesus, make it stop" kinda pain. It wasn't a kidney stone. I have had those several times and Iknow what that feels like, Kidney stones are more of a "PLEASE GOD! TAKE ME NOW!" kind of pain. This was, thankfully, not that, though it was definitely more than an "Oh my. That was an unpleasant feeling."  sissy kind of pain.

After 5 hours and three blood draws, an ekg, and a CT scan, they said it was a severely strained muscle. Are you kidding me?! I just spent all that time, not to mention a small fortune, and it's a muscle strain?! They did perscribe me a nice muscle relaxer and some hydracodone, though. As long as I am taking those I am fine for six hours at a time. ...Then it wears off. Like a few minutes ago when I woke up and needed a bathroom at 5:30 am. So here I sit at the computer. Can't sleep and don't want to get addicted to the pain meds so I try to occupy my mind and hands here.

I tried for quite a while to remember how I could have injured myself given my rather sedentary lifestyle. I don't do anything that makes me sweat.  I racked my brain...and BAM!  It came to me. I had been out on my big mower a couple days before the pain started and came up on a plastic bag. I didn't want it wrapping up on the blades, so I leaned way over and picked it up. I could just barely touch it with the ends of my fingers but I managed to grab it. Quite a stretch, but I did it. BOY! Did I "do it"! That has to be where I pulled or strained or whatever this muscle! I am now determined that I shall never again stretch to get anything, anywhere, for any reason! Did I mention that I am in pain? Did I say it was severe? OK. Just checking.

OHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crap! That hurt!! I just raised my left hand to scratch my neck and I swear I saw angels and a bright light!

OK... Time for another round of pills. Wish me luck. 

Letitia and the gang

 Letitia James is under investigation by the DOJ. LOL! I know that fat heifer is sweating like a fat turkey at Thanksgiving! It would appear that a few federal/district Judges are doing a bit of sweating of their own! I hope the DOJ arrests and convicts all of them! Letitia is the prize, though. She ran her mouth about President Trump like she runs it over a corn cobb! Now it's time to pay the piper. She is about to be reunited with some of the women she helped put behind bars. That won't be a fun reunion I'm betting!

 

#hagmask

My my my...Would ya look at that?! Little Letitia James has gone from being the once powerful New York Attorney General to a back tracking, crawfishing, criminal. She once proudly went after the biggest fish in the sea, Donald Trump, accusing him of using fraudulant information on documents to get a loan. Who knew? Who knew she herself had filed fraudulant paperwork in order to get a loan?! She claimed her father was her husband. Perhaps to use his income. Maybe because the lender gave preference to married folks and no man would actually have the #hagmask award winner. Who knows? My how the mighty have fallen. She is a common white collar thief. I know that "white" part might trigger her a little, but it is what it is. 

So now she has been "accused" of the crime. What is next? I'm not sure, but I am anxious to watch and see! She is looking pretty bad in the PR area, though! I must admit, I am relishing this. I detest the woman. So arrogant. So cocky. So typical of a democrat.They love to use their "go to" plays like this. You know...Accuse your opponent of doing what you are doing to divert attention. She just took it to the extreme. That is exactly why it will bite her on the behind even harder than anyone else. I can't wait for that!

New Meds You Haven't Heard Of

 In watching my favorite TV shows these days I have grown exceedingly tired of some of the commercials. I now know more about E.D. than any man should. It might not be so bad if the same commercials didn't play over and over every ten minutes! 

Did you know that you can take something called Skyrizi (sky rizzi) if you have Chrone's Disease or ulcerative colitis? It works up to 24 hours! Unfortunately it may have several different side effects that may be worse than the original problem. Side effects like stomach disorders, blindness, vomiting,,,you get the picture. If Skyrizi isn't your thing you can also check out Renvoq (rin voke) also for Chrone's and UC, 

Perhaps you suffer from migraines? Then you are in luck! You can take Vyepti (Vie eptee). One IV enfusion every three months and you have maybe 25% fewer headaches! Side effects vary, but you pretty much get the same laundry list plus a few.

I have run across a couple more new meds that are not as well known. For instance Utypsi (You tipsy) for hangovers. Taken by 9 a.m. Utypsi can control the noise sensitivity and nausia all the way up to happy hour! Side effects include brain fog, explosive diarrhea, and hammer toe.

Then there is the new Mybudertz (my butt hurts) for those suffering from hemorrhoids! 

Currently in the works is a new drug to use as prep for a colonoscopy. It's called Wazzupmi (What's up me)! The side effects are no different from the regular ones... you know the ones...sitting on the toilet for an hour at a time until the wee hours of the morning, that fear of caughing or sneezing? Same as the normal prep but you get to brag to your friends that you are on a new experimental drug!

Remember, some of these are experimental, so they may not be available everywhere! Don't take if you are pregnant or going to be. Get yours today!

School Tragedy

 

Earlier this week at a district track meet, a young man lost his life. Well, that isn't entirely accurate. His life was taken from him. Stolen from his family and friends. Over what? His murderer was somewhere he was not supposed to be. The guy that murdered him brought an illegal weapon to a place that prohibited such weapons. He intentionally sat where he was not only not supposed to be, but where he knew this young man would be. Reportedly the two had a prior run in. That makes this suspiciously like a premeditated murder. He knew the young man would be in that location and he went there, He was armed with a deadly weapon. An altercation took place and the guy with the weapon, a knife, stabbed the young man in the heart. As the young man lay dying, his twin brother held him and tried to stop the bleeding. He couldn't. A short time later the murdering  thug responsible for this death was arrested and confessed to the murder. Now he awaits his fate after due process. 

I am surprised we have not seen them yet. You know...Those pictures of a happy 12 year old at church they always show. They show those rather than his mug shot or the photos of him holding an AK or a pile of drug money. I actually do not see a way out of this mess for the little thug, and that is fine with me. I say they go for the death penalty. They won't. He is 17. Probably get a 30 year sentence and come out in 20 to walk free in the society that he could not act right in before. 

If you can't tell, I have no pity for this murderer. They need to bring back "old sparky" and make examples of a few of the "death row citizens!" But that's just my opinion. Hope you were not offended by it...but it will not change.

When All Else Fails...

 

So I'm sitting at home watching murder shows on Hulu, when my phone rings. It is my youngest son asking me if I can try to find his work keys. Folks I turned the house upside down and no luck. I started to drive to where my oldest son works to see if they had been left in his car but my wife called and stopped me. She was on her way home to look for the keys. OK...Good luck. I turned around and headed home. When my wife arrived she walked into my youngest boy's room (where I had looked in earnest TWICE.) She walked out with the keys in hand within 30 seconds! 

What's wrong with that picture? I guess I am just getting older and can't see for squat!

The moral of the story is: When all else fails, call in the expert!

Take The Deal Dude

 

So Zelensky doesn't want the deal as offered? Then change it and give him less! Let's dispense with the formalities right off the jump, shall we. Russia was the aggressor. OK fine. Zelensky had the support of most of the world and with good reason. Putin was invading Ukraine and that was an act of war. I get it. But make no mistake about it, as time passed Mr. Z was getting exactly what he wanted, too. MONEY! If someone gave you 360 BILLION dollars and tons of top flight weaponry you should be able to hold off a nutjob who was using weapons from 60 years ago!Unless... unless that money (or a huge chunk of it) was going somewhere besides the war effort! That is exactly what I am convinced has happened in Ukraine! Zelensky is up to his hip pockets in graft and corruption! He and a few others in the Ukrainian government are siphoning off the top, bottom, and middle of the stack. Change my mind if you can. 

Putin is not my favorite dictator. Neither is Zelensky. But make no mistake, both ARE dictators. Dictators have one goal in mind no matter what country they are in charge of...putting money in their own pockets at any cost. These two are no different. 

The problem, as I see it, is that Putin has no intention of giving back the land he has taken so far in this war and Z has no chance whatsoever of forcing him to. There will be NO WINNER in this war. Millions of men, young and old alike, have died. For what? So Putin can look like the big shot leader to the people in what is left of Russia? So Z can look like a patriot to the people of Ukraine all the while lining his pockets with American taxpayer money as their sons and fathers die in vain? Spare me your sanctimonious, self-righteous posting of the yellow and blue flags on your FB pages. Keep your virtue signaling to yourselves. I do not stand with Ukraine or Russia. I stand with Trump and Vance as they keep that idiot dictator in check!

Zelensky better wake up and smell the bodies piling up across his country. He had the opportunity to make a great deal that would have kept Russia at bay for a long, long time but he got greedy. Now it is off the table. No more deal. UNLESS... unless he comes back to Trump, hat in hand and not his hand stuck out for more money, ready to apologize for being an idiot. Then MAYBE he has a chance to bring this senseless war to an end and stop the killing. Otherwise he cane take a hike and take his chances. By the way...Ukraine will never get into NATO. It has no business there. To allow them in would be to invite WWIII.