Raise Your Hand If...

 Raise your hand if you feel violated! I can't believe the way we were treated after the weeks and months of hype and promise! "TYSON V PAUL! GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!" Yeah right...  They fed us so much hoowie it ain't even funny. What's worse is we baught it! We went for it hook line and sinker! 

That was the most staged fight I have ever seen in my life! Eight rounds of pure horse manure! Both fighters dancing around the ring seemingly trying to avoid the other guy's punches (what few there were of them!) when in reality they were trying to avoid stepping in a pile of horse crap! I lost all respect for Mike Tyson. I once thought he was a real one. Turns out he sold his soul to the devil for the 20 million dollars Netflix offered. Netflix...dont get me started! 

Fake Jake Paul is a Youtube guy that decided he could get a few million followers if he beats up old men in the boxing ring. Now he has made a living doing that.  For this fight he made 40 million to Tyson's 20. Tyson is 30 years his senior. There must be a law or something in the bible against that somewhere!

Oh well... I gotta go figure out how to get my money back from Netflix. Y'all take care. Call your mamas! I'm out.

Night and Day Difference

 Yesterday was a strange day health wise. I couldn't walk from the living room to the kitchen without feeling like I had just run a 40 yard dash! Completely out of breath and sucking wind like a Hoover vacuum! "Concerning" is an understatement. Today I am almost the polar opposite. I still feel a little light headed, but nothing like yesterday. Night and day difference. I appreciate the concern shown for me on Facebook by friends who posted comments and suggestions. You do not know what that means to me. I still need to follow up with my doctor. Something caused it, and just because it isn't happening today doesn't mean it is gone for good! I need to know what it was and what caused it! I'll keep you posted. Meanwhile... keep those thoughts and prayers going please.

So I went to the ER...

 Yesterday started like any other day. However it soon took a turn. I noticed around noon that my right ankle was really starting to hurt and hurt badly. I had not twisted it. I had not done anything to hurt it. It just started hurting. By about three o'clock it was becoming unbearable, so I took some Tylenol. That helped some. Around five my wife and sons went to help out a friend and I stayed home. By six o'clock I called her and said I am going to the ER. The ankle was swelled up and the pain was killing me. I had also done the stupid thing and looked up the symptoms on the internet and of course found that my problem might kill me. Literally. It turns out my new meds can cause deep vein thrombosis (blood clots). My mother died of DVT 16 years ago so that set the wheels of my mind spinning! 

Question...Have you ever gone to the ER for something? Anything? What did it do once you got there? It went away didn't it?! My ankle pain mysteriously disappeared! The swelling stayed, butthe pain got a hundred times better! The pain in my pocket would not get any better I guarantee you! 

When all was said and done I was diagnosed with severe arthritis in the ankle, so it isn't like it was a phantom pain. It just wasn't a DVT. Thank goodness! (I tend to panic.) I will probably panic again when the bill for the visit comes in.

Out Of The Dark Night

 Today is November 6, 2024. As morning broke today we as a nation awoke to a brighter future. We as a people have emerged from four years of darkness and oppression and today we walk in the glorious light of a new era! "No longer burdened by what has been", you might say!  I stayed awake and on a conference call with my brother and nephew last night until they called the election for Donald J. Trump, and let me tell you it went into the deep night. I opened my eyes this morning and had a smile on my face because America was on it's way to being "great again!" Even though it was early and I had been awake until the end, I am "No ways tired." (To quote Hillary Clinton.) I am alert. I am feeling great. I am once again PROUD to be an AMERICAN! Let's get 'er done!

What Have They Done To Halloween?!

 Halloween is over for another year. Like it matters! Someone screwed up Halloween a while back. Back in the day (Y'all remember "the day" don't you?) we had a real good time on Halloween! Me and my brother would dress up as something or other, usually involving a plastic mask with a rubber band tied to the sides, and off we would go through the neighborhood to collect and extort candy from the nice old ladies! We would rendezvous back at the hideout (our bedroom) and examine our treasure! My favorite loot was Mrs. Arnold's popcorn balls! Trick or Treating was pretty tame back then. We were in the era that preceeded razor blades in apples and needles in candy. I hope those who did that died a slow and painful death, but that's a whole other Jerry Springer.

Candy has changed now, and not for the better. No more of Mrs. Arnold's best. Now days they have crap like "Smarties". Smarties. Tiny, sour pieces of chalk-like trash that I wouldn't give out to the devil's kids! They even have beaded necklaces made of these crappy candies! I wouldn't feed them to the hogs. When we were kids we had real candy! Zero bars, Hershey's chocolate bars, with and without almonds, Three Musketeers, Chic-O-Stiks, and Pixie Stix(giant ones!), and if there was no popcorn balls we went and checked on Mrs. Arnold! 

Smarties?? That's what is wrong with Halloween these days. They figure no creepy people can slip a blade or needle into that mess so they ruin the whole year with the stuff.  

Now days you have teenagers out trick or treating, too.  Listen kids. When you turn 14 it's over for you with the free candy! Time to get a job and buy your own! Let the little ones have their day. You look stupid out running the streets begging for stuff. I hope you get a bag full of Smarties!